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Comments June Caption Contest Winners Newest First \| Oldest First \| Threaded View [close this box] << < Page 6 / 14 > >> Joe Stanganelli 6/19/2016 12:24:53 PM User Rank Author 33. "Your job is to groom them for management." Reply Post Message Messages List Start a Board Login 100% 0% Joe Stanganelli 6/19/2016 12:24:17 PM User Rank Author 32. "They're really good at picking out bugs." Reply Post Message Messages List Start a Board Login 100% 0% Joe Stanganelli 6/19/2016 12:23:34 PM User Rank Author 31. "You could downsize them, but shooting them is much less paperwork." Reply Post Message Messages List Start a Board Login 100% 0% afwriter 6/18/2016 10:36:53 PM User Rank Platinum Production Production has actually tripled since we hired these guys. Reply Post Message Messages List Start a Board Login 50% 50% afwriter 6/18/2016 10:34:31 PM User Rank Platinum Legal If you think that's bad you should see the sharks in the legal department. Reply Post Message Messages List Start a Board Login 100% 0% JohnBarnes 6/18/2016 12:52:22 AM User Rank Platinum Caption 3 Here at the Bureau of Metaphoric Standards, we expect every study participant to complete a full report. Based on their answers so far, we're thinking the kilobarrel may be too small a unit of fun. Reply Post Message Messages List Start a Board Login 50% 50% JohnBarnes 6/18/2016 12:47:43 AM User Rank Platinum Caption 2 You'd be training to replace Pongo, in the front corner, as alpha male and role model, when he retires next year. Of course you might have to fight Bobo or Snickers for the position, but if you do get it, you get fresh fruit, extra kibble, and your choice of mates. Reply Post Message Messages List Start a Board Login 50% 50% JohnBarnes 6/18/2016 12:41:35 AM User Rank Platinum caption 1 So that when customers call in demanding to know what kind of monkeys work here, we can just show them. 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