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faryl
faryl
6/8/2016 10:41:02 PM
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Will work for peanuts
They're not the best with customers, but they'll work for peanuts.

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elizabethv
elizabethv
6/9/2016 7:42:50 AM
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All the same
Anymore it seems like all companies are the same.... nothing but monkey business.

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elizabethv
elizabethv
6/9/2016 7:43:39 AM
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Not in a million years...
When Tim said he could train a monkey to do it, I never thought it would actually happen!

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elizabethv
elizabethv
6/9/2016 7:45:15 AM
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Figures
My friend complained about a robot replacing her job, just figures, we get replaced by apes!

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batye
batye
6/9/2016 10:16:29 AM
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life
Monkey see, monkey do, but no customer service....

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Ariella
Ariella
6/9/2016 11:09:30 AM
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Re: life
We're running a test to compare in-house customer service to the outsourced option. The CEO wants to outsource, so he told us to put monkeys in here. 

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Joe Stanganelli
Joe Stanganelli
6/9/2016 11:41:46 AM
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"On the plus side, they're halfway through writing Hamlet."

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mpouraryan
mpouraryan
6/9/2016 12:00:58 PM
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:)) :)))
Are We having Fun Yet?  

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Joe Stanganelli
Joe Stanganelli
6/9/2016 12:27:33 PM
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"I told you to hire Mac techs -- not macaque techs."

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Joe Stanganelli
Joe Stanganelli
6/9/2016 12:40:56 PM
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"Each one tells the customer he's happy to take their call, but really he just has a banana in his pocket."

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