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The Dismissal
"We've got a ransomware infection, but it's okay. Jesus saves."
The Bad Command
"Soul not found. Abort, Retry, Fail?"
JohnBarnes
4/16/2016 10:15:55 PM User Rank Platinum
No, it's not your time yet. We're just seeing if turning you off and then back on will fix the problem.
It always straightens Lazarus right out when he starts running slow.
mhhf1ve
4/16/2016 8:18:28 PM User Rank Platinum
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"When are you guys going to figure out that you can't use social engineering attacks on Heaven?"
mhhf1ve
4/16/2016 8:08:36 PM User Rank Platinum
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"The Devil has been trying to install malware on this computer for ages... but what he doesn't know is no one uses this computer for anything important. Everyone uses iPads now."
mhhf1ve
4/16/2016 7:56:07 PM User Rank Platinum
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The "blue screen of death" doesn't happen here, but we still need to force quit some daemons from time to time.
mhhf1ve
4/16/2016 7:51:06 PM User Rank Platinum
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"If you ask me if I've tried restarting this computer one more time, I'm going to send you to the other place!"
mhhf1ve
4/16/2016 7:41:17 PM User Rank Platinum
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"The St. Pater gateway app isn't working.. it denied knowing the Boss's son three times and it's going to erase everything after 10 tries."
The H(eaven)-1B Visa
"Turns out we don't have room for you. It was cheaper to admit six candidates from Purgatory."
The Outsourcing
"Hell sent you to us for your eternal punishment. Nobody here knows how to check their email."
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