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mhhf1ve
mhhf1ve
5/23/2017 2:34:59 PM
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Captions...
"Microwave, it's WashingMachine's turn to speak. We're here to find out who ran up the electricity bill last month, and we already know it's not you."

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Michelle
Michelle
5/23/2017 2:14:46 PM
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Poor man's Watson
Thank you all for coming today -- I need help with a very important project.

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Michelle
Michelle
5/23/2017 2:11:55 PM
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Unsatisfactory
We were lead to believe fiber would be installed THREE WEEKS AGO!

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Ariella
Ariella
5/23/2017 2:03:26 PM
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Re: zeta
So, you were referred by the microwave in the pantry?

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Michelle
Michelle
5/23/2017 2:02:59 PM
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Re: Roll call
Micro-Mike: "I saw him in the broom closet going round and round on the same path. He's gonna need a sick day."

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Michelle
Michelle
5/23/2017 2:00:25 PM
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Roll call
We seem to be missing a few members of the group today...

Have any of you seen Roomba Mike?

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Michelle
Michelle
5/23/2017 1:58:40 PM
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Greetings
I'm glad you all could make it after your union-bot meeting ran long.

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Michelle
Michelle
5/23/2017 1:57:14 PM
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Upgrades
"We'd like to discuss your plans to replace us with newer, Watson-enabled devices... "

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Ariella
Ariella
5/23/2017 1:53:26 PM
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Re: zeta
Now for a completely different direction:  "I don't know who told you that we cook the books and launder funds here. But I assure you that we are not in need of your services!"

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Ariella
Ariella
5/23/2017 1:52:16 PM
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Re: zeta
@Adi first off, I want to compliment you on the title: alliteration and assonance!

As for a caption: "I understand that you're both smart appliances who synergize well together, but I'm not sure that you will be able to integrate with the rest of the team, which is made up of humans." 

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