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Joe Stanganelli
4/17/2017 9:42:30 AM User Rank Author Joe Stanganelli
4/17/2017 12:42:43 PM User Rank Author DHagar
4/17/2017 7:29:59 PM User Rank Platinum
"Cartoon Contest"
"I was still downloading - now I have to start all over"!
DHagar
4/17/2017 7:31:24 PM User Rank Platinum
Cartoon Contest
"Which You Tube covers - 'Cutting the Umbilical Cord'?"
DHagar
4/17/2017 7:32:54 PM User Rank Platinum
Cartoon Contest
"Wait, I haven't finished my email list"!
vnewman
4/18/2017 2:06:12 PM User Rank Platinum
Stat!
"Nurse, I'm going to need a crowbar, maybe a scapel."
Joe Stanganelli
4/18/2017 2:36:25 PM User Rank Author dcawrey
4/18/2017 3:16:18 PM User Rank Platinum
Re: tre
"Streaming Live - I've got 10,000 people watching this journey!"
Joe Stanganelli
4/18/2017 4:47:13 PM User Rank Author
quattro
"Can you call our HIPAA Compliance Officer? The kid apparently Boomeranged mom's episiotomy."
Joe Stanganelli
4/18/2017 4:50:18 PM User Rank Author
cinque
"We need a paternity test. The husband says he doesn't have a Samsung."
DHagar
4/18/2017 7:44:19 PM User Rank Platinum
Cartoon Contest
"Wait - I want to post this on my Facebook page first"!
DHagar
4/18/2017 7:47:32 PM User Rank Platinum
Cartoon Contest
"Did you capture that on You Tube or do we need to do it again?"
DHagar
4/18/2017 7:48:24 PM User Rank Platinum
Cartoon Contest
"Which bundled service do you recommend?"
Joe Stanganelli
4/18/2017 10:19:41 PM User Rank Author
sei
"The worst part is he's on Twitch watching someone play Surgeon Simulator."
afwriter
4/18/2017 10:50:09 PM User Rank Platinum afwriter
4/18/2017 10:51:53 PM User Rank Platinum afwriter
4/18/2017 10:53:23 PM User Rank Platinum
AF3
Welcome to the 21st century where the people are plugged in and the technology is wireless.
Michelle
4/18/2017 11:17:29 PM User Rank Platinum
Tell me again
How many hours of Netflix did you say you watched each day of your pregnancy?
elizabethv
4/19/2017 1:02:10 PM User Rank Platinum
Liz 1
I knew it was only a matter of time before this happened.
elizabethv
4/19/2017 1:03:36 PM User Rank Platinum
Liz 2
So, you dialate to 10 for the baby, does the phone come out with the baby, or after?
elizabethv
4/19/2017 1:04:31 PM User Rank Platinum
Liz 3
They recommend bringing gifts for your older children to give them "from" the baby - so who wants to take this away from the baby so we can give it to her big brother?
elizabethv
4/19/2017 1:05:41 PM User Rank Platinum
Liz 4
Yeah, there's no way you could have had that baby naturally. A c-section was the best option for both of you. He would have never come out with a phone in his hands. Well, maybe a flip phone, but definitely not a smart phone.
DHagar
4/19/2017 5:59:53 PM User Rank Platinum
Cartoon Contest
"I wonder if this will make a good selfie?"
Joe Stanganelli
4/20/2017 12:48:05 PM User Rank Author JohnBarnes
4/20/2017 10:35:19 PM User Rank Platinum Joe Stanganelli
4/21/2017 11:18:21 AM User Rank Author Joe Stanganelli
4/21/2017 11:23:08 AM User Rank Author
nove
"12.7 ounces! That's the biggest phone we've delivered!"
Joe Stanganelli
4/21/2017 11:27:21 AM User Rank Author
dieci
"He's not a stillbirth after all! Just playing Candy Crush."
Joe Stanganelli
4/21/2017 11:33:52 AM User Rank Author
undici
"As mandated reporters, should we be concerned that she's Snapchatting nudes?"
Joe Stanganelli
4/21/2017 11:38:27 AM User Rank Author
dodici
"I'm sorry, Mrs. Dent. Your daughter's signal is dead."
Joe Stanganelli
4/21/2017 11:42:43 AM User Rank Author
tredici
"Five bars and two eyes. We've got a healthy baby."
Joe Stanganelli
4/21/2017 11:58:15 AM User Rank Author
quattordici
"Sorry, we don't have any LifeProof cases. Just don't drop him."
Joe Stanganelli
4/21/2017 12:10:55 PM User Rank Author
quindici
"He's still a little wet. I need 200 cc's of rice stat!"
Michelle
4/21/2017 2:37:26 PM User Rank Platinum Michelle
4/21/2017 2:37:55 PM User Rank Platinum mpouraryan
4/24/2017 1:55:07 PM User Rank Platinum
Re: steal
"...Well, Got to break 'em early now, won't we?" :) :)
Michelle
4/21/2017 2:39:09 PM User Rank Platinum
market expansion
Children's games for mobile have made it to a whole new market...
Michelle
4/21/2017 2:39:38 PM User Rank Platinum
Start 'em early
Who brought the phone into my delivery room!?
Joe Stanganelli
4/22/2017 9:50:39 AM User Rank Author
sedici
"Doctor, I can't get him to use the 'cry' ringtone."
JohnBarnes
4/22/2017 3:26:07 PM User Rank Platinum
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Wait, so you meant, "try turning the USB the other way"?
JohnBarnes
4/22/2017 3:29:13 PM User Rank Platinum
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Oh, it's a boy all right. He's snapchatting shots of my chest.
Joe Stanganelli
4/24/2017 12:01:23 PM User Rank Author mpouraryan
4/24/2017 1:54:14 PM User Rank Platinum
Re: diciassette
Are you sure? Sometimes looks can be truly deceiving in this era of "Alternative Facts" :) :)
mhhf1ve
4/24/2017 2:13:47 PM User Rank Platinum
caption
"The Dad says he's not a cord cutter, but it looks like his kid wants to be mobile now."
mhhf1ve
4/24/2017 2:25:19 PM User Rank Platinum
Re: caption
"The Mother said she wanted a natural birth. Is this natural?"
mhhf1ve
4/24/2017 2:26:45 PM User Rank Platinum
Re: caption
"Looks like the phone has been gestating for 9 months, and the kid already wants to upgrade..."
mhhf1ve
4/24/2017 2:28:22 PM User Rank Platinum
Re: caption
"Congratulations! You have a healthy baby.. and a very waterproof smartphone"
mhhf1ve
4/24/2017 2:30:00 PM User Rank Platinum
Re: caption
"How did this kid get his hands on an iPhone8 already?"
mhhf1ve
4/24/2017 2:31:13 PM User Rank Platinum
Re: caption
"Is this the Third Coming of Steve Jobs?"
mhhf1ve
4/24/2017 2:36:53 PM User Rank Platinum
Re: caption
"The kid has an app for his Apgar score already..."
mhhf1ve
4/24/2017 2:40:39 PM User Rank Platinum
Re: caption
"The kid is asking if anyone has a charger..?"
mhhf1ve
4/24/2017 2:45:22 PM User Rank Platinum
Re: caption
"The Mom said she wanted the best for her baby, but she handed him a Lumia..."
mhhf1ve
4/24/2017 2:47:18 PM User Rank Platinum
Re: caption
"Did the AMA recommedations for screen time change recently?"
mhhf1ve
5/1/2017 7:18:35 PM User Rank Platinum
Re: caption
"Luckily, this Samsung didn't catch on fire.."
mhhf1ve
5/1/2017 7:23:48 PM User Rank Platinum
Re: caption
"His mom said she knew he was ready to come out when he called her to come get him...?"
mhhf1ve
5/1/2017 7:24:31 PM User Rank Platinum
Re: caption
"He's checking his own selfie for jaundice..."
mhhf1ve
5/1/2017 7:25:31 PM User Rank Platinum
Re: caption
"He says he wants to talk to the E*TRADE baby!"
Ariella
5/2/2017 3:59:00 PM User Rank Author
Re: caption
@mhhf1ve or maybe he's the new one. The babies must age out of the role at some point.
mhhf1ve
5/10/2017 6:02:41 PM User Rank Platinum
Re: caption
"This is the earliest adopter I've ever seen. And now he's bragging about it on Snap and 3 other social platforms I haven't heard of."
mhhf1ve
5/10/2017 6:14:24 PM User Rank Platinum
Re: caption
"Right before the dad passed out, he said something about knowing where the data overage fees were coming from..."
mhhf1ve
5/10/2017 6:22:40 PM User Rank Platinum
Re: caption
"He just created a viral hashtag -- #wasntbornyesterday"
mhhf1ve
5/10/2017 6:24:45 PM User Rank Platinum
Re: caption
"He just asked Siri to recommend a good place to eat nearby..."
ms.akkineni
4/24/2017 2:57:46 PM User Rank Platinum ms.akkineni
4/24/2017 2:58:18 PM User Rank Platinum ms.akkineni
4/24/2017 3:06:04 PM User Rank Platinum ms.akkineni
4/24/2017 3:26:44 PM User Rank Platinum
4
Here comes...future founder of Live Streaming A-Z Inc...
srufolo1
4/26/2017 12:35:14 AM User Rank Platinum
Caption Contest
"But, doc, if I smack his butt the phone will drop and crack."
srufolo1
4/26/2017 12:37:02 AM User Rank Platinum
Caption Contest
He just couldn't wait to get his hands on the iPhone 8.
srufolo1
4/26/2017 12:41:20 AM User Rank Platinum
Caption Contest
And so begins a whole new era. Move over, Millennials!
srufolo1
4/26/2017 12:43:09 AM User Rank Platinum
Caption Contest
Taping his own birth for his mom is a new one on me.
Joe Stanganelli
4/26/2017 9:40:25 AM User Rank Author
diciotto
"I didn't drop him! His butt is supposed to have a crack in it."
Joe Stanganelli
4/26/2017 9:45:33 AM User Rank Author
diciannove
"Somebody tell Dr. Adams he'll never believe where he left his phone."
Joe Stanganelli
4/26/2017 9:50:48 AM User Rank Author
venti
"Don't worry about it. At his age, 'Periscoping' is involuntary and completely normal."
srufolo1
4/26/2017 10:11:01 AM User Rank Platinum
Caption Contest
Has the winner of the last Caption Contest been revealed, or did I miss something in that article? This Caption Contest ought to produce some interesting responses!
mhhf1ve
5/1/2017 7:15:24 PM User Rank Platinum
Re: Caption Contest
> "Has the winner of the last Caption Contest been revealed, or did I miss something in that article?"
Yup, if you go back to the archives.. the winners were announced. http://www.telcotransformation.com/author.asp?section_id=396&doc_id=730865 http://www.telcotransformation.com/archives.asp?blogs=yes srufolo1
5/4/2017 11:39:01 AM User Rank Platinum
Re: Caption Contest
@mhhf1ve Thank you. I will definitely go back to that article and check out who the winners were.
Joe Stanganelli
4/26/2017 1:08:37 PM User Rank Author
ventuno
"The new head of the nursery is a Millennial. So when the mom asked for a mobile..."
Joe Stanganelli
4/26/2017 4:40:03 PM User Rank Author
ventidue
"I swear, everybody's got an iPhone 7 Plus but me!"
ms.akkineni
4/26/2017 6:58:01 PM User Rank Platinum ms.akkineni
4/26/2017 6:59:40 PM User Rank Platinum elizabethv
4/27/2017 10:21:43 PM User Rank Platinum
Liz 5
Does he have to meet his educational time before he can start watching Paw Patrol?
elizabethv
4/27/2017 10:22:05 PM User Rank Platinum
Liz 6
How much screen time are you giving her these days?
elizabethv
4/27/2017 10:22:55 PM User Rank Platinum
Liz 7
Since we changed the Apgar requirements, your son has scored a 10. But 5 years ago, he would have failed ma'am.
elizabethv
4/27/2017 10:23:51 PM User Rank Platinum
Liz 8
Don't worry, Disney paid off the WHO and they're now saying 5 hours of screen time is okay for babies under 2 weeks.
Michelle
4/28/2017 2:52:29 PM User Rank Platinum Michelle
4/28/2017 2:53:19 PM User Rank Platinum Michelle
4/28/2017 2:55:41 PM User Rank Platinum elizabethv
4/28/2017 10:27:41 PM User Rank Platinum elizabethv
4/28/2017 10:28:10 PM User Rank Platinum
Liz 10
How in the world was he able to keep it charged?
elizabethv
4/28/2017 10:28:26 PM User Rank Platinum elizabethv
4/28/2017 10:28:49 PM User Rank Platinum
Liz 12
What do you mean he has 3,000 more followers than me?
elizabethv
4/28/2017 10:29:10 PM User Rank Platinum elizabethv
4/28/2017 10:29:27 PM User Rank Platinum JohnBarnes
4/29/2017 12:26:53 AM User Rank Platinum
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It won't take 'waaaaaaaa" for a password but that's the only thing he can type yet.
Joe Stanganelli
4/29/2017 10:37:53 AM User Rank Author
ventitre
"Spanking didn't work, so we're showing him the first three seasons of Game of Thrones."
Michelle
4/29/2017 3:08:05 PM User Rank Platinum
Big announcement
New tech has arrived with a small bonus!
Michelle
4/29/2017 3:17:48 PM User Rank Platinum Joe Stanganelli
4/29/2017 7:30:31 PM User Rank Author Joe Stanganelli
4/29/2017 7:31:42 PM User Rank Author Joe Stanganelli
4/29/2017 7:36:01 PM User Rank Author
ventisei
"This is nothing. The baby last night was streaming to a connected UHD."
Joe Stanganelli
4/29/2017 7:38:25 PM User Rank Author
ventisette
"What do you mean, 'Here comes the router'?!"
dcawrey
4/30/2017 11:45:01 AM User Rank Platinum
Re: ventisette
"Device is paired. No need for bluetooth."
Michelle
4/30/2017 4:21:55 PM User Rank Platinum Michelle
4/30/2017 4:23:33 PM User Rank Platinum Michelle
4/30/2017 4:38:39 PM User Rank Platinum Michelle
4/30/2017 4:40:44 PM User Rank Platinum Michelle
4/30/2017 4:42:21 PM User Rank Platinum elizabethv
4/30/2017 9:02:04 PM User Rank Platinum elizabethv
4/30/2017 9:02:40 PM User Rank Platinum
Liz 16
Alexa is having difficulty connecting to your network.
elizabethv
4/30/2017 9:02:55 PM User Rank Platinum elizabethv
4/30/2017 9:08:44 PM User Rank Platinum
Liz 18
I've found a baby's opinion of me is very much influenced by whether or not I have my cell phone.
elizabethv
4/30/2017 9:13:48 PM User Rank Platinum
Liz 19
He's got the iPhone 4, do you want to put him back?
mhhf1ve
5/5/2017 12:42:20 PM User Rank Platinum
Stranger than fiction..
I just saw this story about a baby holding something a bit less amusing?
http://people.com/human-interest/woman-births-baby-despite-iud/ elizabethv
5/7/2017 6:57:22 PM User Rank Platinum
Re: Stranger than fiction..
@mhhf1ve - Wow!! Maybe that's why it didn't work. The doctor isn't supposed to put it in the baby's hand.... Lol.
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