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Michelle
Michelle
12/26/2017 8:33:35 PM
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VIP gateway
"Customer service? My access code is J-O-L-L-Y."

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elizabethv
elizabethv
12/26/2017 7:06:49 AM
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Liz 13
Santa felt he was being patronized as he listened to the TSA's new voice message. "But I heard him exclaim, as he whined and he cried. Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good flight."

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elizabethv
elizabethv
12/26/2017 6:41:56 AM
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Liz 12
Coming to Kirstjen Nielson's house became more and more ridiculous every year.

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elizabethv
elizabethv
12/26/2017 6:40:44 AM
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Liz 13
TSA is giving me crap! You booked my flight as Saint Nick, and we've said a thousand times, my Sleigh License has me as Kris Kringle!

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elizabethv
elizabethv
12/26/2017 6:39:40 AM
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Liz 12
What do you mean I have to remove my shoes?! Don't you know who I am? I'm Santa Claus, Saint Nick, Kris Kringle!

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elizabethv
elizabethv
12/26/2017 6:38:36 AM
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Liz 11
Santa hated the Jolly Detector 2000

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elizabethv
elizabethv
12/26/2017 6:38:11 AM
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Liz 10
Probably not what little Timmy meant when he asked for a metal detector. 

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elizabethv
elizabethv
12/26/2017 6:37:26 AM
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Liz 9
Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, not a creature was stirring - except Homeland Security. 

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mhhf1ve
mhhf1ve
12/21/2017 3:48:22 PM
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Re: Caption
"I'm not going to take off my shoes and belt for this..."

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Michelle
Michelle
12/19/2017 2:04:31 PM
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Rewind
I'm not sure I'm in the right place. The sign out front says Y-A-H-O-O-! and they have security...

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