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mhhf1ve
mhhf1ve
8/7/2017 6:26:44 PM
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"I met a guy who told me 'these aren't the droids you're looking for' -- and for some reason, I believed him...."

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mhhf1ve
mhhf1ve
8/7/2017 6:24:21 PM
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"I can't tell sometimes if people are talking to me.. or their embedded smartphone implants. I'm the only person on the street who doesn't look like he's talking to himself. Am I crazy for not wanting to look like an insane person?"

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mhhf1ve
mhhf1ve
8/7/2017 6:21:26 PM
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"I looked up your predecessors, and I found that people used to chat with 'Woebots' to tell them their problems. Puns are the lowest form of humor, don't you think?"

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mhhf1ve
mhhf1ve
8/7/2017 6:13:54 PM
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"Does anyone ever tell you that you look like the tinman from the Wizard of Oz?"

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mhhf1ve
mhhf1ve
8/7/2017 6:02:02 PM
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"I want to upgrade my body's operating system. It's too analog for me."

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mhhf1ve
mhhf1ve
8/7/2017 5:46:28 PM
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"Robots all look the same to me. So I'm here because people say I'm being racist."

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mhhf1ve
mhhf1ve
8/7/2017 5:33:49 PM
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"Sometimes I think all the robots are talking about me behind my back.. in binary."

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mhhf1ve
mhhf1ve
8/7/2017 5:15:00 PM
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"Why do you always start our sessions by saying, 'Please state the nature of the medical emergency?'"

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Michelle
Michelle
8/7/2017 2:19:50 PM
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Says the robot
Before we begin, please confirm your voter ID for our records...

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srufolo1
srufolo1
8/6/2017 9:53:33 PM
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Caption Contest
"Are you registered to vote? Just wondering."

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