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 Joe Stanganelli
7/6/2017 3:37:34 PM User Rank Author 
JS001
"Well, you're the expert. How do I deal with these feelings of transference?"
Joe Stanganelli
7/6/2017 3:50:21 PM User Rank Author
JS003
"My motherboard? Well, it's an ASUS with an AMD chipset. Why do you ask?"
Joe Stanganelli
7/6/2017 3:56:50 PM User Rank Author
JS004
"sudo Tell me what you mean by 'manipulative'."
 Ariella
7/6/2017 4:15:35 PM User Rank Author
Re:AI therapy 1
So you're Dr. Kroger's replacement. I thought I was going to see Dr. Bell.
Ariella
7/6/2017 4:16:23 PM User Rank Author
Re:AI therapy
Is this about me or about your collecting data?
Ariella
7/6/2017 4:18:41 PM User Rank Author
Re:AI therapy
I'm glad you're writing this down on paper rather than uploading it digitally.
 srufolo1
7/6/2017 7:23:57 PM User Rank Platinum
Caption Contest
"I've been having nightmares lately. I keep dreaming that my Keurig coffee pot is inciting a riot in my kitchen, and my refrigerator steps in to break it up, then gobbles me whole."
 dcawrey
7/6/2017 8:42:23 PM User Rank Platinum
Re: Caption Contest
"Give it to me straight - are you here to take my job?"
srufolo1
7/6/2017 10:14:22 PM User Rank Platinum
Caption Contest
"Hello, my name is Watson. Analysis of your data shows that you are an extinct species, which explains your feelings of alienation."
 FrancisLiu
7/7/2017 1:06:29 AM User Rank Steel
Career Path?
"Go to university, study hard, get a good degree", they told me. Now I'm teaching an AI how to do my job - no-one mentioned that part.
srufolo1
7/7/2017 6:16:07 AM User Rank Platinum
Caption Contest
"Say, Watson, are you familiar with the movie Soylent Green?"
 elizabethv
7/7/2017 8:31:05 AM User Rank Platinum
Liz 1
You say all of this information will be stored in the cloud, but I feel like that's where it came from in the first place.
elizabethv
7/7/2017 8:31:54 AM User Rank Platinum
Liz 2
Do you believe in a higher power? It seems like everything is in the Cloud. My thoughts, my dreams, my tax returns.....
elizabethv
7/7/2017 8:32:44 AM User Rank Platinum
Liz 3
Does that red light have to flash every ten minutes? I know that's when you charge my card, but the flashing light is giving me the heebie geebies.
elizabethv
7/7/2017 8:33:41 AM User Rank Platinum
Liz 4
So I went to the board meeting last month, and there at the table were a refrigerator, a microwave, a washing machine and an oven. Does that mean anything?
 DHagar
7/7/2017 2:00:24 PM User Rank Platinum
Caption Contest
So - I am losing a grip on reality! I no longer can distinction between human and artificial - wouldn't you agree Dear?
DHagar
7/7/2017 2:01:46 PM User Rank Platinum
Caption Contest
It all started at birth - a "faulty algorithm"!
Joe Stanganelli
7/7/2017 2:34:09 PM User Rank Author
JS009
"How much is my copay for the downloadable content?"
srufolo1
7/7/2017 3:06:35 PM User Rank Platinum
Caption Contest
"Has anyone ever mentioned how much you resemble the Tin Man from The Wizard of Oz?"
Joe Stanganelli
7/7/2017 4:02:06 PM User Rank Author
JS010
"I'm attracted to your receptionist. Do you know her port number?"
Joe Stanganelli
7/7/2017 7:39:37 PM User Rank Author
JS011
"Do you ever feel like you just want to Control-Alt-Delete it all?"
Joe Stanganelli
7/7/2017 7:47:49 PM User Rank Author
JS012
"I'm thinking of shopping for a toaster again. I'm ready."
Joe Stanganelli
7/7/2017 7:59:48 PM User Rank Author
JS014
"Why does every person I meet have a chip on their shoulder?"
Joe Stanganelli
7/7/2017 8:02:19 PM User Rank Author
JS015
"I wish you wouldn't interrupt during our sessions."
 afwriter
7/7/2017 10:38:17 PM User Rank Platinum
AF1
"I mean, it's like; does any of this even compute?"
afwriter
7/7/2017 10:41:25 PM User Rank Platinum
AF3
"Are your degrees as artificial as your intelligence?"
afwriter
7/7/2017 10:42:32 PM User Rank Platinum
AF4
"I feel like you're not evening listening to me. Is your head in the cloud?"
 Michelle
7/8/2017 3:03:09 PM User Rank Platinum
Machine Learning
"Remember, our sessions may be recorded for training purposes."
Joe Stanganelli
7/8/2017 6:31:22 PM User Rank Author
JS016
"Sometimes I feel like a big fat zero in a world of number ones."
Joe Stanganelli
7/8/2017 6:35:31 PM User Rank Author
JS019
"Then I guess I don't know what you mean by 'development cycle'."
 JohnBarnes
7/8/2017 9:16:35 PM User Rank Platinum
!
Actually the hardest adjustment has been that you're more open and supportive than the human you replaced.
JohnBarnes
7/8/2017 9:19:25 PM User Rank Platinum
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Yeah, I know some people might see my passing as a fleshy as some kind of self-hatred or something, but I just feel it's my choice, and I'm being true to my authentic self.
srufolo1
7/10/2017 6:12:33 PM User Rank Platinum
Caption Contest
"I don't know. Everything just seems so cold and impersonal today, and everyone goes about their business as though they're all programmed or something."
srufolo1
7/10/2017 6:29:05 PM User Rank Platinum
Caption Contest
"I guess you're from a long line of robots that are in the same field?"
srufolo1
7/10/2017 6:41:06 PM User Rank Platinum
Caption Contest
"I met a lovely robot, fell in love and my family doesn't understand. I told them I've moved on from my love affair with Bessie the Buick."
elizabethv
7/11/2017 8:48:11 AM User Rank Platinum
Liz 5
So, I was just in the middle of typing my latest tweet, when for reasons I can't explain I typed, "Covfefe" I don't even know what that means?! And worst of all, I posted it!
elizabethv
7/11/2017 9:01:26 AM User Rank Platinum
Liz 6
Your session has ended.... Please deposit $25 for another 10 minutes.....
 mhhf1ve
7/11/2017 4:02:56 PM User Rank Platinum
Caption
"Why are you writing things down all the time, don't you have a perfect digital memory?"
mhhf1ve
7/11/2017 4:04:51 PM User Rank Platinum
Re: Caption
"You know, you're a much better listener than my Amazon Echo...."
mhhf1ve
7/11/2017 4:09:36 PM User Rank Platinum
Re: Caption
"Maybe you can help me. Every job interview I've had ends in a Turing Test, and I just can't convince them that I'm a real human...."
mhhf1ve
7/11/2017 7:19:13 PM User Rank Platinum
Re: Caption
"I just love gadgets so much. I think it's part of the reason why I picked you as my therapist..."
mhhf1ve
7/12/2017 3:23:55 PM User Rank Platinum
Re: Caption
"I deleted my last state-mandated therapist after I gained root access to its kernel. I know you don't have a fear subroutine, but I want you to know that I've already remotely disabled the red alarm on your head. And you probably just tried to connect to the internet, and failed to connect...."
mhhf1ve
7/12/2017 4:55:17 PM User Rank Platinum
Re: Caption
"The other day I was just'); DROP TABLE..."
mhhf1ve
7/12/2017 8:38:55 PM User Rank Platinum
Re: Caption
"So you're a doctor and a robot... I can't help but wonder if your handwriting is legible?"
mhhf1ve
7/12/2017 9:02:13 PM User Rank Platinum
Re: Caption
"Honestly, I was expecting you to be a bit more.. robotic."
mhhf1ve
7/12/2017 9:04:41 PM User Rank Platinum
Re: Caption
"I know we could have conducted this session online, but I prefer face-to-face interactions with peop... uh, you."
mhhf1ve
7/12/2017 9:05:51 PM User Rank Platinum
Re: Caption
"Do you ever get the feeling that you're just a mindless automaton, wandering through life..?"
mhhf1ve
7/12/2017 9:07:53 PM User Rank Platinum
Re: Caption
"My wife wouldn't come to this session because she says technology is never on *her* side...."
mhhf1ve
7/13/2017 10:49:39 AM User Rank Platinum
Re: Caption
"You know, when I built you in my garage, I didn't think we'd develop this kind of relationship.."
mhhf1ve
7/13/2017 10:50:58 AM User Rank Platinum
Re: Caption
"I think robots wearing glasses really make them look more human..."
mhhf1ve
7/13/2017 10:55:04 AM User Rank Platinum
Re: Caption
"I was just trying to clean up a protocol droid and find a missing astromech, when they killed my Aunt Beru and Uncle Owen..."
mhhf1ve
7/13/2017 10:59:02 AM User Rank Platinum
Re: Caption
"I was trapped alone on a ship with some robots I made myself.. watching really bad old movies, and the people who found me called my experience Mystery Science Theater 3000."
mhhf1ve
7/13/2017 11:03:11 AM User Rank Platinum
Re: Caption
"Ava left me to die in the underground bunker home of my boss, Nathan... I loved her, and she just left me." - Caleb
mhhf1ve
7/13/2017 7:40:29 PM User Rank Platinum
Re: Caption
"If there's anything I hate more than doing the same thing over and over and over, it's being treated like a robot.. uh, no offense intended."
mhhf1ve
7/13/2017 7:41:46 PM User Rank Platinum
Re: Caption
"I just feel like my batteries have been drained. Can you relate to that?"
mhhf1ve
7/13/2017 7:43:25 PM User Rank Platinum
Re: Caption
"I keep telling my boss: 'I'm not a robot!' But he's not like you. He wasn't programmed to listen for signs of distress..."
mhhf1ve
7/13/2017 7:44:12 PM User Rank Platinum
Re: Caption
"Are we just a result of our programming? Or is there some larger purpose to our lives?"
mhhf1ve
7/13/2017 7:45:28 PM User Rank Platinum
Re: Caption
"I can't take it anymore. I just want to unplug, ya know?"
mhhf1ve
7/13/2017 7:46:43 PM User Rank Platinum
Re: Caption
"I don't feel connected to anyone. Not remotely. Not wirelessly."
mhhf1ve
7/13/2017 7:47:47 PM User Rank Platinum
Re: Caption
"Nothing wrong with my hardware, so it must be my software is what you're saying?"
mhhf1ve
7/13/2017 7:48:47 PM User Rank Platinum
Re: Caption
"I'm in love, but we're from two different worlds. I'm human. She was made in a factory like you."
mhhf1ve
7/13/2017 7:50:10 PM User Rank Platinum
Re: Caption
"I feel like you're really listening.. and recording everything I say with perfect fidelity."
mhhf1ve
7/13/2017 7:51:41 PM User Rank Platinum
Re: Caption
"It's just so hard to re-write my brain. It's not like I can be re-programmed as easily as you."
mhhf1ve
7/13/2017 7:55:09 PM User Rank Platinum
Re: Caption
"How would *you* feel if you had to take a Turing test everyday? Nevermind..."
mhhf1ve
8/3/2017 4:12:34 PM User Rank Platinum
Re: Caption
"Every time I see you, I feel so inferior. Curse my meat-filled body."
mhhf1ve
8/3/2017 4:17:14 PM User Rank Platinum
Re: Caption
"How many simultaneous patients are you listening to right now?"
mhhf1ve
8/3/2017 4:19:58 PM User Rank Platinum
Re: Caption
"I did what you suggested... I started a new subroutine."
mhhf1ve
8/3/2017 7:40:00 PM User Rank Platinum
Re: Caption
"I can't stand my new co-workers. They're all so robotic... uh, no offense."
mhhf1ve
8/7/2017 5:15:00 PM User Rank Platinum
Re: Caption
"Why do you always start our sessions by saying, 'Please state the nature of the medical emergency?'"
mhhf1ve
8/7/2017 5:33:49 PM User Rank Platinum
Re: Caption
"Sometimes I think all the robots are talking about me behind my back.. in binary."
mhhf1ve
8/7/2017 5:46:28 PM User Rank Platinum
Re: Caption
"Robots all look the same to me. So I'm here because people say I'm being racist."
mhhf1ve
8/7/2017 6:02:02 PM User Rank Platinum
Re: Caption
"I want to upgrade my body's operating system. It's too analog for me."
mhhf1ve
8/7/2017 6:13:54 PM User Rank Platinum
Re: Caption
"Does anyone ever tell you that you look like the tinman from the Wizard of Oz?"
mhhf1ve
8/7/2017 6:21:26 PM User Rank Platinum
Re: Caption
"I looked up your predecessors, and I found that people used to chat with 'Woebots' to tell them their problems. Puns are the lowest form of humor, don't you think?"
mhhf1ve
8/7/2017 6:24:21 PM User Rank Platinum
Re: Caption
"I can't tell sometimes if people are talking to me.. or their embedded smartphone implants. I'm the only person on the street who doesn't look like he's talking to himself. Am I crazy for not wanting to look like an insane person?"
mhhf1ve
8/7/2017 6:26:44 PM User Rank Platinum
Re: Caption
"I met a guy who told me 'these aren't the droids you're looking for' -- and for some reason, I believed him...."
mhhf1ve
8/7/2017 6:27:31 PM User Rank Platinum
Re: Caption
"What I really need is a droid who understands the binary language of moisture vaporators."
srufolo1
7/11/2017 5:14:21 PM User Rank Platinum
Caption Contest
"I've been on this crazy diet to lose 10 pounds and it's making me feel weak. But I guess that's nothing you would know anything about."
Michelle
7/11/2017 10:40:41 PM User Rank Platinum
Rating
"I'm obsessed with my eBay seller rating. Can you help?"
elizabethv
7/12/2017 8:17:48 AM User Rank Platinum
Liz 7
"Stop me if you've heard this one..... 'Did you hear about the farmer that won an award? He was a man out standing in his field!' Oh jeez... I crack myself up. I know, we're supposed to be talking about my divorce, I just can't help myself."
Michelle
7/12/2017 2:39:25 PM User Rank Platinum
Even Bots are Behind
"You would think OUR office would be first to adopt a modern EHR system..."
 vnewman
7/12/2017 6:49:01 PM User Rank Platinum
AI - 1
"When I was a fetus - I mean - before I came self-aware..."
Joe Stanganelli
7/13/2017 8:18:22 AM User Rank Author
JS020
"My last psychiatrist diagnosed me with anthropophobia, but I think he was a quack."
Joe Stanganelli
7/13/2017 8:20:17 AM User Rank Author
JS021
"I don't see why we couldn't have conducted this appointment over the Internet."
elizabethv
7/13/2017 8:30:27 AM User Rank Platinum
Liz 8
"I don't see why we bother with this at all. All of your responses are automated. Isn't there like a book I could just read?"
"You said in your survey that you prefer a more interactive interface." "I was talking about with my iPad." "We used that information to provide you with the technology most likely to get you to purchase your products from Amazon. It looks like you will be late getting home. Would you like me to order your take out?" elizabethv
7/14/2017 8:12:12 AM User Rank Platinum
Liz 9
I thought sure it was the droid I was looking for!
 ms.akkineni
7/14/2017 3:49:37 PM User Rank Platinum
#1
Wouldn't never have designed you if i had a clue that my wife would do this to me...
ms.akkineni
7/14/2017 3:52:30 PM User Rank Platinum
#2
What did you just say...damn,.forgot to use my native language as preferred language for you while designing you.
Michelle
7/15/2017 2:21:57 PM User Rank Platinum
Fit
"I don't feel like I belong in the IoT department..."
elizabethv
7/18/2017 8:59:03 AM User Rank Platinum
Liz 10
Keep in mind this conversation is being recorded for quality assurance purposes.
DHagar
7/18/2017 6:22:50 PM User Rank Platinum
Cartoon Contest
"Now tell me the truth: are you herre to help me or replace me and abolish me?"
 mpouraryan
7/20/2017 8:42:06 PM User Rank Platinum
Re: Cartoon Contest
very gracious of you m'aam...although you all have done a fab job this month--we have to have a sense of humor especially as we are all witness to almost an average of 50% of all jobs taken away from us :) :) :)
DHagar
7/24/2017 6:09:28 PM User Rank Platinum
Re: Cartoon Contest
@mpouraryan, you got it! We all have to learn how to adapt! That is what enables us to grow and become better!
mpouraryan
7/24/2017 6:26:44 PM User Rank Platinum
Re: Cartoon Contest
The challenge is to not be overwhelmed no matter what the challenges are. But, with the dizzying we've witness to, it leaves a lot to be desired no doubt.
DHagar
7/18/2017 6:24:26 PM User Rank Platinum
Cartoon Contest
"So what does my Algorithm tell you? And how much time do I have?"
DHagar
7/18/2017 6:25:46 PM User Rank Platinum
Cartoon Contest
"So are you programming me to be autonomous or independent?"
 batye
7/18/2017 7:14:14 PM User Rank Platinum
Caption Contest
I know it not easy to be human among robots with higher IQ...
mpouraryan
7/20/2017 4:06:23 PM User Rank Platinum
Re: Caption Contest
"U havin' any fun? Can I get U anything?"
elizabethv
7/19/2017 9:22:50 AM User Rank Platinum
Liz 12
I'm not much of a fan of the Terminator series....
srufolo1
7/19/2017 10:05:46 PM User Rank Platinum
Caption Contest
"Just curious. On the authentication process when it tells you 'I'm not a robot' and asks you to enter the symbols you see in the box, what do you do?"
srufolo1
7/19/2017 10:09:05 PM User Rank Platinum
Re: Caption Contest
As the inventor of "My Pillow," business hasn't been so good lately. You robots laughed me out of house and home when you saw me on the commercial holding a pillow.
srufolo1
7/21/2017 4:38:24 PM User Rank Platinum
Re: Caption Contest
"I had been feeling a little depressed since I noticed a horseshoe pattern baldness, but now when I look at you, I feel a lot better abot (did I say abot?) myself."
srufolo1
7/21/2017 4:40:24 PM User Rank Platinum
Re: Caption Contest
"I've been told by my human therapists that I suffer from middle child syndrome. Where do you fall in your family?"
elizabethv
7/20/2017 9:19:24 AM User Rank Platinum
Liz 13
I hope you don't mind, I'm on a tight schedule today. Rosie will be bringing my lunch in shortly. I'd offer you some but by now I'm full synthetic and I'm sure you know how expensive that is.
Ariella
7/20/2017 4:55:49 PM User Rank Author
Re: Liz 13
And for a completetely different slant: "When I put in an ad for a ghost writer, I never thought I'd be getting a robot writer."
elizabethv
7/21/2017 9:27:38 AM User Rank Platinum
Liz 14
I suppose you come to work in one of those fancy "driverless" cars. You're all Tesla brand anymore though, right?
jbtombes
7/21/2017 4:06:46 PM User Rank Platinum
JT 2
"So I know I'm really smart, but it just seems so fake. Know what I mean?"
jbtombes
7/21/2017 4:07:55 PM User Rank Platinum
JT 3
"I really want to identify as cloud native, but I'm constrained by my legacy parents."
JohnBarnes
7/22/2017 1:11:36 PM User Rank Platinum
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It's not that I don't have faith in you, Doc, but I'm wondering why it's been four sessions since you've moved, or said anything other than "Oil can."
JohnBarnes
7/22/2017 1:25:06 PM User Rank Platinum
%
I know everyone chooses it eventually. I understand, that therapist told you I'm a classic case of protoplasm dysphoria. I know it will save me a fortune in medical bills. But I wish you wouldn't pressure me. I just don't feel ready for whole-body migration yet, Dad.
dcawrey
7/23/2017 2:43:07 PM User Rank Platinum
Re: %
"Alright, so tell me more about these 'Jetsons' lucid dreams you've been having."
mpouraryan
7/23/2017 3:46:36 PM User Rank Platinum
Re: %
"My kids are swept away by AI, my Wife seems to be mesmermized by it all--and I am stuck, shall I just get an AI implant..."?
Michelle
7/23/2017 3:58:22 PM User Rank Platinum
Borrowed
Do we really have to keep doing this? I feel like my whole life is just a copy/paste of my past.
Michelle
7/23/2017 4:08:04 PM User Rank Platinum
Confirm Your Humanity
I'm not uncertain there's a problem, but there is something to be said for frequent firmware updates. Have you increased your knowledge banks recently?
Michelle
7/24/2017 2:31:12 PM User Rank Platinum
Malfunction
I don't have a program to deal with your personality today. Tell me about your favorite color.
mhhf1ve
7/25/2017 4:10:58 PM User Rank Platinum
not stranger than fiction
There's a Woebot out there that actually might bring this cartoon into reality.
https://www.wired.com/2017/06/facebook-messenger-woebot-chatbot-therapist/ elizabethv
7/26/2017 9:14:10 AM User Rank Platinum
Liz 15
My battery is at 15%, you have 10 more minutes of whining before I must shut down.
Michelle
7/26/2017 10:31:59 PM User Rank Platinum
Step 2
Please tell me more about your contempt for your smart home devices...
Michelle
7/26/2017 10:35:30 PM User Rank Platinum
Tune out
I don't feel like you're really listening since you're using pencil and paper...I thought your model had a 10TB hard drive.
Michelle
7/26/2017 10:38:44 PM User Rank Platinum
Before
This conversation is being recorded for quality control purposes. If you wish to opt out, you cannot.
Joe Stanganelli
7/27/2017 6:56:31 AM User Rank Author
JS024
"...And then my Commodore 64 crashed when I was three..."
Joe Stanganelli
7/27/2017 7:14:03 AM User Rank Author
JS026
"My father never had much tolerance for my faults."
elizabethv
7/27/2017 9:21:02 AM User Rank Platinum
Liz 16
Camera Z429 has you speeding, and running a red light last week. Camera B722 has you littering your water bottle. And Camera W212 heard you wish harm upon our Commander-in-chief. How do you plead?
DHagar
7/27/2017 4:42:31 PM User Rank Platinum
Re: Cartoon Contest
"We need a new 'emotional algorithm', I have been a little depressed lately!"
freehe
7/27/2017 6:02:39 PM User Rank Platinum
Contest
I keep having this dream about AI taking over the world and robots being in control. What do you think it means?
elizabethv
7/28/2017 8:42:09 AM User Rank Platinum
Liz 17
Is today looking like a hard boot day, or more of a soft boot day?
ms.akkineni
7/28/2017 12:53:40 PM User Rank Platinum
#4
I am not really happy with your service, can you please send your human peer instead?
ms.akkineni
7/28/2017 12:57:35 PM User Rank Platinum
#5
One big drawback with this arrangement is, I can't read your face.
ms.akkineni
7/28/2017 12:59:02 PM User Rank Platinum
#6
Are you playing a game? What is taking so long to start?
ms.akkineni
7/28/2017 1:03:17 PM User Rank Platinum
#9
You are wearing glasses? I am not aware of robos having eye sight issues?
ms.akkineni
7/28/2017 1:05:07 PM User Rank Platinum
#10
Why are you so serious? Weren't you trained on how to deal with patients?
ms.akkineni
7/28/2017 1:05:55 PM User Rank Platinum
#11
Your face seems so blank, absolutely no feelings.
 faryl
7/28/2017 5:30:15 PM User Rank Platinum
Not sure if you can relate
I just always feel this pressure to be "on" all the time. Do you ever feel like that?
srufolo1
7/29/2017 12:28:23 AM User Rank Platinum
Caption Contest
"I probably shouldn't be telling you this, but I've been made obsolete due to automation."
srufolo1
7/29/2017 12:29:53 AM User Rank Platinum
Caption Contest
"Guess it's my fault for taking a job that programmed you."
srufolo1
7/29/2017 12:31:25 AM User Rank Platinum
Caption Contest
"I shouldn't feel so bad about finding it hard to get dates after my divorce. I can't imagine where you have to go to meet singles."
srufolo1
7/29/2017 12:32:47 AM User Rank Platinum
Caption Contest
"I'd ask you to go for a cocktail with me but I'm afraid you would rust."
srufolo1
7/29/2017 10:43:24 PM User Rank Platinum
Caption Contest
"I could tell you all about my human frailties, but you aren't programmed to understand that kind of thing."
srufolo1
7/29/2017 10:46:03 PM User Rank Platinum
Caption Contest
"I know what happens when my life ends, but you, at least, probably get recycled."
ms.akkineni
7/30/2017 4:45:04 PM User Rank Platinum
#12
When will i get to give my feedback? I am waiting....
ms.akkineni
7/30/2017 4:46:41 PM User Rank Platinum
#13
You are too slow than human,what is the point then?
ms.akkineni
7/30/2017 4:49:00 PM User Rank Platinum
#14
Can you reboot yourself? I guess we need to do that.
ms.akkineni
7/30/2017 4:51:32 PM User Rank Platinum
#15
What is the mitigation in case if you can't activate yourself after you reboot? I want to make sure my life is safe.
srufolo1
7/30/2017 4:52:18 PM User Rank Platinum
Caption Contest
"I'm assuming you haven't looked at the latest JCrew catalog. Just sayin.'"
ms.akkineni
7/30/2017 5:00:49 PM User Rank Platinum
#16
Your silence is so scary, how is your therapy supposed to help me?
ms.akkineni
7/30/2017 5:02:07 PM User Rank Platinum
#17
Yo Mr. Robo, were you trained how to bring human touch into your therapy?
ms.akkineni
7/30/2017 5:04:27 PM User Rank Platinum
#18
I wish I could redesign you....guess it's little too late now.
srufolo1
7/30/2017 5:13:17 PM User Rank Platinum
Caption Contest
"Can we talk nuts 'n bolts here? Or am I being politically incorrect?"
srufolo1
7/30/2017 5:16:17 PM User Rank Platinum
Caption Contest
"You know, sometimes I get the feeling you're just playing 'Words with Friends' and not listening to me at all!"
Michelle
7/30/2017 6:27:16 PM User Rank Platinum
Self-Driving
I feel like I'm a passenger in my own car.
Michelle
7/30/2017 6:28:33 PM User Rank Platinum
Not here
I don't feel good about the intractions I have with my kitchen appliances...they talk to one another when I'm not home.
Michelle
7/30/2017 6:29:39 PM User Rank Platinum
Please wait...
I'm sorry, we're experiencing a service interruption today. Your therabot will be with shortly...
Michelle
7/30/2017 6:31:24 PM User Rank Platinum
RFID
Tell me about your experience with the shuttlebot. I understand you had an issue with your ID chip...
Michelle
7/30/2017 6:32:27 PM User Rank Platinum
Wait
Oh, I apologize. I did not realize you had entered the room already.
Michelle
7/30/2017 6:33:00 PM User Rank Platinum
Initializing
Please wait while your psyche profile is loaded...
Michelle
7/30/2017 6:34:08 PM User Rank Platinum
Authorization
Your case is pending authorization by your insurance company. Please wait 13 minutes while your case is reviewed by our machine learning department.
Michelle
7/30/2017 6:35:17 PM User Rank Platinum
We know
Your tracking chip indicates a path has been worn between your bed and the bathroom. Are you expriencing anxiety over your recent shift in job responsibiities?
Michelle
7/30/2017 6:36:44 PM User Rank Platinum
Lean
Did you hear the one about the human and the bot who walked into an Open Barre?
Michelle
7/30/2017 6:38:24 PM User Rank Platinum
New topic
I thought we were finished talking about my family's relationship with the turbo kitchen!?
srufolo1
7/30/2017 11:41:45 PM User Rank Platinum
Caption Contest
"OK, so where did you say you got your medical degree from?"
srufolo1
7/30/2017 11:43:42 PM User Rank Platinum
Caption Contest
"How did you get to be so smart without a brain? I'm sorry, I'm the one that's on the sofa here."
vnewman
7/31/2017 1:54:43 AM User Rank Platinum
Facebook shuts down AI program...
"I can I I everything else."
srufolo1
7/31/2017 1:48:03 PM User Rank Platinum
Caption Contest
"One of my biggest problems lately is that I find myself talking to a lot of robots and not getting any real feedback!"
srufolo1
7/31/2017 2:15:00 PM User Rank Platinum
Caption Contest
"OK, you can't hide what you're thinking. I'm wise to your little code. When the light on your head blinks, you're thinking, 'This guy is totally nuts!'"
srufolo1
7/31/2017 2:17:43 PM User Rank Platinum
Caption Contest
"So I hire a fella to do some yardwork around the house who looks just like you, and my wife has been having an affair with him. I can tell by all the rust that's on her body these days."
srufolo1
7/31/2017 2:56:48 PM User Rank Platinum
Caption Contest
"My daughter is in the same class as your daughter and she told me she's really smart."
srufolo1
7/31/2017 6:50:10 PM User Rank Platinum
Caption Contest
"You know, for a bot, you don't have half bad taste in decor. So, tell me, Ikea?"
elizabethv
8/3/2017 9:10:10 AM User Rank Platinum
Liz 18
I really love the "one-stop shop" idea. I just had got a new plunger down in plumbing, and some guy that looked just like you is changing my oil right now! It's a real time-saver!
vnewman
8/4/2017 1:53:48 AM User Rank Platinum
Peter Gibbons...
"So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life."
elizabethv
8/4/2017 8:48:40 AM User Rank Platinum
Liz 19
This is so ridiculous! All I was trying to do was request vacation time from that Artifical Intelligence Being and now I'm required to take a Cultural Diversity training by HR! Anyone who knows me knows I love rob..... Artificial Intelligence Beings!
 Shaunn
8/4/2017 8:35:57 PM User Rank Platinum
Caption Contest
"Yes, I suppose all of humanity is the source of all my problems."
"..." "COMPUTING APPROPRIATE ACTIONS..." srufolo1
8/6/2017 9:14:42 PM User Rank Platinum
Caption Contest
"My wife thinks I'm crazy for applying to be on the show Naked and Afraid.'"
srufolo1
8/6/2017 9:15:58 PM User Rank Platinum
Caption Contest
"They say once you go bot, you never go back."
srufolo1
8/6/2017 9:18:53 PM User Rank Platinum
Caption Contest
"When they said I needed a referral and my HMO didn't use my original doctor, they weren't kidding."
srufolo1
8/6/2017 9:53:33 PM User Rank Platinum
Caption Contest
"Are you registered to vote? Just wondering."
Michelle
8/7/2017 2:19:50 PM User Rank Platinum
Says the robot
Before we begin, please confirm your voter ID for our records...
srufolo1
8/9/2017 1:06:10 AM User Rank Platinum
Caption Contest
"Pretty sure your wife has not siphoned your retirement funds for botox treatments, skin peels and butt implants."
JohnBarnes
8/9/2017 9:43:03 PM User Rank Platinum
^
Well, okay, just kind of thinking out loud, I could while away the hours consulting with the flowers ... I see your point, I might be up for a road trip. Let's see if the lion's doing anything.
elizabethv
8/10/2017 9:49:48 AM User Rank Platinum
Liz 20
I'm due for an upgrade anyday now. Not really sure why I'm wasting my time with you. The new version doesn't have the same programmed responses. It's really great. Do you know what they're planning on doing with all you old bots once the new ones roll out? Nevermind. They probably don't tell you. Yeesh. I'd hate to be you.
srufolo1
8/10/2017 9:58:30 PM User Rank Platinum
Caption Contest
"And I told my son it's not healthy to have imaginary friends that you talk to..."
srufolo1
8/10/2017 10:07:52 PM User Rank Platinum
Caption Contest
"Guess you're not programmed to know how long the session has gone on for, beause it's now well over an hour and you haven't said anything."
Michelle
8/11/2017 2:41:15 PM User Rank Platinum
disconnected from homebase
I'm sorry, I cannot offer offline help during our session. Please try again later.
Michelle
8/11/2017 2:51:01 PM User Rank Platinum
Progress required
You spoke about this issue last week. Move onto another topic or leave the office. I am programmed to help you progress.
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