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Michelle
Michelle
8/11/2017 2:51:01 PM
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Platinum
Progress required
You spoke about this issue last week. Move onto another topic or leave the office. I am programmed to help you progress.

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Michelle
Michelle
8/11/2017 2:41:15 PM
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Platinum
disconnected from homebase
I'm sorry, I cannot offer offline help during our session. Please try again later.

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srufolo1
srufolo1
8/10/2017 10:07:52 PM
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Platinum
Caption Contest
"Guess you're not programmed to know how long the session has gone on for, beause it's now well over an hour and you haven't said anything."

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srufolo1
srufolo1
8/10/2017 9:58:30 PM
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Platinum
Caption Contest
"And I told my son it's not healthy to have imaginary friends that you talk to..."

 

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elizabethv
elizabethv
8/10/2017 9:49:48 AM
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Platinum
Liz 20
I'm due for an upgrade anyday now. Not really sure why I'm wasting my time with you. The new version doesn't have the same programmed responses. It's really great. Do you know what they're planning on doing with all you old bots once the new ones roll out? Nevermind. They probably don't tell you. Yeesh. I'd hate to be you.

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JohnBarnes
JohnBarnes
8/9/2017 9:43:03 PM
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Platinum
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Well, okay, just kind of thinking out loud, I could while away the hours consulting with the flowers ... I see your point, I might be up for a road trip. Let's see if the lion's doing anything.

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srufolo1
srufolo1
8/9/2017 1:06:10 AM
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Platinum
Caption Contest
"Pretty sure your wife has not siphoned your retirement funds for botox treatments, skin peels and butt implants."

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mhhf1ve
mhhf1ve
8/7/2017 6:31:45 PM
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Platinum
Re: Caption
"Do you know C3PO? Okay, I'm sorry, not all droids know each other...."

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mhhf1ve
mhhf1ve
8/7/2017 6:31:07 PM
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Platinum
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"I just want to be able to understand R2-D2 and BB-8 without a protocol droid translating...."

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mhhf1ve
mhhf1ve
8/7/2017 6:27:31 PM
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Platinum
Re: Caption
"What I really need is a droid who understands the binary language of moisture vaporators."

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