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mhhf1ve
mhhf1ve
6/7/2017 6:20:15 PM
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"I'm naming Microwave as the next CEO, not because he makes popcorn, but because he's the most flexible appliance to lead us into the next era of home conveniences..."

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mhhf1ve
mhhf1ve
6/6/2017 8:00:17 PM
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"Microwave has volunteered to take the minutes of this meeting since he's the only appliance here with a built-in clock...."

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dcawrey
dcawrey
6/6/2017 7:48:12 PM
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"Listen, you guys and your fancy AI are making my job obsolete. What do you want me to say?"

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srufolo1
srufolo1
6/6/2017 5:08:46 PM
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Caption Contest
I may look stupid, but I am just as "smart" as you guys, only in a kind of provincial, unprogrammed way.

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mhhf1ve
mhhf1ve
6/6/2017 4:24:02 PM
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"First off, Microwave, thank you for heating up my lunch earlier..."

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mhhf1ve
mhhf1ve
6/6/2017 4:22:52 PM
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"Can we agree to all speak English? I don't understand much machine language..."

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mhhf1ve
mhhf1ve
6/6/2017 3:20:26 PM
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"It wasn't easy getting all of you into office chairs... but I prefer these face-to-face meetings..."

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mhhf1ve
mhhf1ve
6/6/2017 3:16:52 PM
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"As you know, our parent company GE is going to retrofit many of you with IoT sensors -- this isn't a form of house-arrest as Microwave has called it, but an 'upgrade' according to Management...."

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mhhf1ve
mhhf1ve
6/6/2017 3:14:59 PM
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"Microwave, can I call you Mike? ... It seems LaundryMachine here doesn't like how you look down on him from the kitchen." 

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Joe Stanganelli
Joe Stanganelli
6/6/2017 12:40:19 PM
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"I couldn't stand the heat at my old company either."

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