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Michelle
Michelle
5/29/2017 9:00:10 PM
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Duty
To be clear, we will not be taking on any new appliances this quarter -- your jobs are safe.

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Michelle
Michelle
5/29/2017 8:59:12 PM
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Downsize
I hate to be the one to bring this news...you have been downsized to single-family home.

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Michelle
Michelle
5/29/2017 8:58:13 PM
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Release cycle
Yes, you will be included in the next upgrade. I've heard nothing beyond that...

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Michelle
Michelle
5/29/2017 8:56:39 PM
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Advancement
I expected something a little different when they told me I'd head up the smart appliance division.

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Michelle
Michelle
5/29/2017 8:55:19 PM
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Continue
I believe Washer had the floor.

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JohnBarnes
JohnBarnes
5/29/2017 8:35:00 PM
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"Microwave, that is exactly what I mean by unhelpful point-scoring. We ALL bring something to the table. Washing Machine brings napkins and tablecloths, and that's just as important as popcorn! Now I expect an apology from you, and it's up to Washing Machine whether to accept it or not."

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JohnBarnes
JohnBarnes
5/29/2017 8:31:14 PM
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"Oh, no, Fridge! they have us surrounded!"

"'Us?' What do you mean 'us', Fleshy?"

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JohnBarnes
JohnBarnes
5/29/2017 8:28:04 PM
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"No, really, I appreciate that you all cared enough to intervene. I know we all depend on my paycheck, and I'll try to take better care of myself."

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Michelle
Michelle
5/29/2017 6:59:55 PM
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Warranty
Warranties have run out. Please see yourself out the back.

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Michelle
Michelle
5/29/2017 6:58:41 PM
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Obsolete
We've heard your feedback and have decided to move forward with our plans for smart appliances -- please return your surge protectors by end of day.

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