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Ariella
1/11/2017 1:03:22 PM User Rank Author mhhf1ve
1/11/2017 2:49:19 PM User Rank Platinum
caption mhh
"These things ran out of batteries a long time ago. BTW, thanks for letting me know when to turn back there."
mhhf1ve
1/11/2017 2:52:20 PM User Rank Platinum
Re: caption mhh
"When our plane crashed, I was so glad I'd stashed my complimentary bag of peanuts. But now I'm jealous that you got to keep the VR goggles."
mhhf1ve
1/11/2017 8:59:13 PM User Rank Platinum
Re: caption mhh
"I have to admit this is one of the longest VR demonstrations I've ever given. Doesn't it just feel so real? As if you've actually been in a desert for days... No, don't take off the goggles just yet.."
clrmoney
1/11/2017 5:00:41 PM User Rank Platinum
Virtuality
The virtual world has been around do for a while and as time goes on it only gets better and better.
Joe Stanganelli
1/11/2017 5:01:42 PM User Rank Author
i
"Yeah, but have you tried this Actual Reality? The graphics are amazing."
srufolo1
1/11/2017 8:32:41 PM User Rank Platinum
Caption Contest
Hey, Tim, how long have we been doing this virtual reality thing because I don't recall having a beard and tattered clothing when we started.
DHagar
1/11/2017 9:57:06 PM User Rank Platinum
Re: Cartoon Caption
OK - follow me. The OASIS is just ahead - I can see it now!
DHagar
1/11/2017 9:58:42 PM User Rank Platinum
Re: Cartoon Contest
Are you sure we did not miss the turn?
DHagar
1/11/2017 10:00:52 PM User Rank Platinum
Re: Cartoon Contest
We might make more progress if we stood upright but I am afraid of heights!
JohnBarnes
1/11/2017 10:16:43 PM User Rank Platinum
#
"Because you're using the free, Basic version of Beach, that's why. If you subscribe to Premium, there's an ocean and I'm a nice-looking woman in a swimsuit."
Ariella
1/12/2017 2:52:56 PM User Rank Author
Re: #
@JohnBarnes and that's why it pays to go premium, right?
msilbey
1/12/2017 1:54:59 PM User Rank Gold
CES 2018
Las Vegas looks a lot different without the VR headset!
vnewman
1/12/2017 6:30:25 PM User Rank Platinum
Use your illusion
I'll tell ya something Harry, I still don't see the lake - thank goodness you brought those high-def goggles!
batye
1/13/2017 2:45:09 AM User Rank Platinum srufolo1
1/13/2017 2:45:30 PM User Rank Platinum
Caption Contest
Not sure this is Virtual Reality anymore. I think we've ended up on another planet!
afwriter
1/13/2017 11:22:37 PM User Rank Platinum afwriter
1/13/2017 11:27:00 PM User Rank Platinum afwriter
1/13/2017 11:28:34 PM User Rank Platinum JohnBarnes
1/14/2017 1:52:22 PM User Rank Platinum
$
So, then, on three, we both turn VR off, and whichever one of us is still here is real.
dcawrey
1/14/2017 9:13:10 PM User Rank Platinum
Re: $
"With VR, it's much easier to survive in the desert. For me, I'm just on a virtual beach. And the sand is not blowing in my eyes."
srufolo1
1/17/2017 2:06:19 PM User Rank Platinum Joe Stanganelli
1/18/2017 9:01:54 AM User Rank Author Joe Stanganelli
1/18/2017 9:05:01 AM User Rank Author
iii
"How much farther until we catch the Charmander?"
Joe Stanganelli
1/18/2017 9:07:46 AM User Rank Author
iv
"Naw, man, you can keep it. I've still got plenty of peyote."
Joe Stanganelli
1/18/2017 9:10:18 AM User Rank Author
v
"You know, Gerald, sometimes I think you have no imagination."
elizabethv
1/18/2017 9:13:56 AM User Rank Platinum
Liz 1
I can almost imagine what a tall glass of water would taste like.
elizabethv
1/18/2017 9:14:25 AM User Rank Platinum
Liz 2
You know you still have to shower in real life right? Seriously, I can smell you from here.
Ariella
1/18/2017 10:26:55 AM User Rank Author
Re: Liz 2
Are you sure that thing is working? You haven't recharged in 3 days!
elizabethv
1/18/2017 9:15:19 AM User Rank Platinum
Liz 3
Marj is always losing that stupid ring. Is that thing helping you look? I'm not down here looking for your wife's ring for my health. You know that right.
srufolo1
1/18/2017 2:18:02 PM User Rank Platinum
Caption Contest
OK, Oscar, when are we supposed to feel heat and thirst with this VR thing?
freehe
1/23/2017 9:05:58 PM User Rank Platinum
Submission #3
Mike, this virtual reality headset is better than Pokeman Go. It shows us the path to find water. I am loving this. It shows where all the hills and valleys are before we get to them.
Joe Stanganelli
1/19/2017 9:31:00 AM User Rank Author
vi
"Do you think we're taking the CIO's directive to conduct patch testing in a virtual sandbox too literally?"
Joe Stanganelli
1/19/2017 4:35:33 PM User Rank Author freehe
1/23/2017 9:01:57 PM User Rank Platinum
Submission #2
Dan, how much farther to the water? It's getting hot out here and you are hogging the virtual reality headset.
Joe Stanganelli
1/19/2017 4:37:40 PM User Rank Author
viii
"We may have to give up on finding your contact."
Mike Robuck
1/19/2017 11:39:24 PM User Rank Author
posts
There have been some really good ones so far. Glad Adi is judging this one.
Michelle
1/21/2017 1:13:56 PM User Rank Platinum
cliff
"How long until we reach the ends of the Earth?"
freehe
1/23/2017 9:07:02 PM User Rank Platinum
Submission #4
Jim, are you still with me?
This is so great. I don't have to continue to adjust the headset to stay on the path. It is done automatically through the headset. I think we are almost there. We are about to reach our destination. Jim, did you hear me? Jim, hold on. Jim! Michelle
1/21/2017 2:08:14 PM User Rank Platinum
truth and reality
"I don't know what you're seeing, but I think we're really lost this time."
mpouraryan
1/23/2017 3:07:24 PM User Rank Platinum
Re: truth and reality
Good day u all from a rainy and cold Southern California!!As I add my voice to what Mike just noted, I'll "chime in" with this:
As I add my voice to what Mike just noted, I'll "chime in" with this: "..Are we ever going to get there?" freehe
1/23/2017 9:00:32 PM User Rank Platinum
Submission #1
This sand is hot on my hands and feet. Stop your winning. It's not sand, we are on the planet mars roving the area to find water.
mpouraryan
1/23/2017 9:11:14 PM User Rank Platinum dcawrey
1/24/2017 2:55:21 PM User Rank Platinum
Re: Submission #1
"Bill, if you'll be my eyes on this one, I'll be your VR headset."
Michelle
1/24/2017 9:08:08 PM User Rank Platinum elizabethv
1/25/2017 6:52:13 AM User Rank Platinum elizabethv
1/25/2017 6:56:16 AM User Rank Platinum
Liz 5
I told you MaryAnne was almost done with dinner Professor. If we'd just stayed back with them, we could be eating by now!
elizabethv
1/25/2017 7:11:06 AM User Rank Platinum
Liz 6
I keep hearing "Winter is coming" but I don't know what it means??
Michelle
1/24/2017 9:08:48 PM User Rank Platinum Michelle
1/24/2017 9:11:46 PM User Rank Platinum
Crossover game
Huh, we just passed leftover Pokemons...
Michelle
1/24/2017 9:14:08 PM User Rank Platinum
Next level
I think we might be lost. Did you get the map upgrade?
Michelle
1/24/2017 9:16:54 PM User Rank Platinum
in-game advertising ROI
We'll go for breakfast at McD's after this, right?
Michelle
1/24/2017 9:18:23 PM User Rank Platinum
Augmented reality
The sand is so green and grassy with this thing!
Joe Stanganelli
1/25/2017 1:27:41 PM User Rank Author
ix
"This VR update of 'Desert Bus' is a big improvement on the original!"
Michelle
1/27/2017 9:52:23 AM User Rank Platinum
Future enders
According to my caculations, civilization is just over that hill!
Michelle
1/27/2017 9:53:46 AM User Rank Platinum
Call for help
How long have you been on hold for the helpdesk?
Michelle
1/27/2017 9:55:49 AM User Rank Platinum Michelle
1/27/2017 9:56:49 AM User Rank Platinum Joe Stanganelli
1/27/2017 11:42:28 AM User Rank Author
x
"What do you mean, we haven't reached 10,000 steps yet?"
Joe Stanganelli
1/27/2017 11:44:37 AM User Rank Author
xi
"Great. Even my mirage is seeing things that aren't there."
Joe Stanganelli
1/27/2017 11:47:33 AM User Rank Author Joe Stanganelli
1/27/2017 11:49:55 AM User Rank Author
xiii
"Calvin, don't you think our moms should have picked us up by now?"
Joe Stanganelli
1/27/2017 11:53:17 AM User Rank Author
xiv
"So how long have you worked at Oasis Technology?"
Joe Stanganelli
1/27/2017 11:54:27 AM User Rank Author Joe Stanganelli
1/27/2017 12:12:16 PM User Rank Author srufolo1
1/27/2017 5:29:11 PM User Rank Platinum
Caption Contest
"Yo, I've been trying to tell you my goggles fell off a while back. I really am thirsty!!"
Joe Stanganelli
1/28/2017 3:34:57 PM User Rank Author
xvii
"Hi, I'm Ted, your Oculus customer service representative. How can I help you?"
Michelle
1/28/2017 6:56:17 PM User Rank Platinum
sharing
How long did you say it takes the the headset to reboot?
Michelle
1/28/2017 6:57:32 PM User Rank Platinum
Restart
I want to start this level again. I missed a high-value mutiplier a few miles back.
Joe Stanganelli
1/29/2017 1:30:18 PM User Rank Author
xviii
"It looks like you're searching for an oasis. Would you like help?"
Joe Stanganelli
1/29/2017 1:41:37 PM User Rank Author Michelle
1/29/2017 5:24:00 PM User Rank Platinum Joe Stanganelli
1/30/2017 3:47:26 PM User Rank Author Joe Stanganelli
1/30/2017 4:45:21 PM User Rank Author
xxi
"As you can see, VR video has a lot of interest right now."
Michelle
1/31/2017 10:38:01 PM User Rank Platinum Joe Stanganelli
1/30/2017 4:48:43 PM User Rank Author
xxii
"Bob, we've been out here a while. If you need to make me into Scarlett Johansson, I understand."
Joe Stanganelli
1/30/2017 4:50:47 PM User Rank Author
xxiii
"This is the only way I could think of to get around Trump's travel restrictions."
elizabethv
1/30/2017 6:29:12 PM User Rank Platinum
Liz 7
"If you have a spare pair of glasses, why do we have to keep looking for your contact?"
elizabethv
1/30/2017 6:29:41 PM User Rank Platinum
Liz 8
"I hate the way these glasses make me look"
"Don't worry, we'll find your contact" elizabethv
1/30/2017 6:30:00 PM User Rank Platinum
Liz 9
"Are you sure your welding torch is around here?"
elizabethv
1/30/2017 6:47:13 PM User Rank Platinum
Liz 10
"Do those goggles come with air conditioning?"
Joe Stanganelli
1/31/2017 5:07:07 AM User Rank Author
xxiv
"Yeah, that's cool and all, but I still can't believe you forgot the sunscreen."
Joe Stanganelli
1/31/2017 5:11:00 AM User Rank Author
xxv
"I don't think you're taking this vision quest seriously."
Joe Stanganelli
1/31/2017 5:12:35 AM User Rank Author
xxvi
"Well, you know what I see? A selfish goober who doesn't like to share."
Joe Stanganelli
1/31/2017 5:15:06 AM User Rank Author
xxvii
"I know what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, but I'm pretty sure that's Pahrump up ahead."
Joe Stanganelli
1/31/2017 5:18:31 AM User Rank Author Joe Stanganelli
1/31/2017 5:20:06 AM User Rank Author
xxix
"I told you to upgrade that thing from Apple Maps."
Michelle
1/31/2017 1:51:19 PM User Rank Platinum
Re: xxix
@Joe I thought of this one too... You beat me to it!
Joe Stanganelli
1/31/2017 5:23:52 AM User Rank Author Joe Stanganelli
1/31/2017 5:27:48 AM User Rank Author
xxxi
"What do you think the CDO meant when he said we were too siloed?"
Joe Stanganelli
1/31/2017 5:34:00 AM User Rank Author
xxxii
"I don't know, Paul. A public Wi-Fi network called 'linksys' sounds too risky."
Joe Stanganelli
1/31/2017 6:34:37 AM User Rank Author
xxxiii
"My kids wouldn't appreciate this. They're just glued to their devices all day."
Joe Stanganelli
1/31/2017 7:30:43 AM User Rank Author
xxxiv
"Oh, lighten up. It's your own fault for marrying a cactus."
Michelle
1/31/2017 1:52:43 PM User Rank Platinum
In-studio
I'm pretty sure we were supposed to stay on the showroom floor for this demo...
Michelle
1/31/2017 1:53:43 PM User Rank Platinum
Partner woes
Remind me why I thought this was a good idea...
Michelle
1/31/2017 1:55:51 PM User Rank Platinum
To the future!
Where we're going, we don't need roads! We need indoor plumbing, air conditioning, & comfortable seating.
Michelle
1/31/2017 1:58:35 PM User Rank Platinum
Ticket to ride
Is it too late to head back to the plains?
Michelle
1/31/2017 2:00:08 PM User Rank Platinum
Leading
I knew it was a bad idea to follow the guy in the dark glasses!
Michelle
1/31/2017 2:01:37 PM User Rank Platinum
Achievement unlocked
Point proven. You really are the best at Wilderness Wanderer XXI...
Michelle
1/31/2017 2:02:28 PM User Rank Platinum
Off track
I'm pretty sure we passed the Temple of Doom back there...
Michelle
1/31/2017 2:03:33 PM User Rank Platinum Michelle
1/31/2017 2:35:25 PM User Rank Platinum
Far off notion
Object textures in this game are really good. I feel like we've wandered far from the conference center.
Joe Stanganelli
1/31/2017 2:39:34 PM User Rank Author Michelle
1/31/2017 10:35:26 PM User Rank Platinum elizabethv
1/31/2017 3:05:34 PM User Rank Platinum
Liz 11
"You may have the sunglasses but I have the air conditioned underwear"
elizabethv
1/31/2017 3:06:04 PM User Rank Platinum
Liz 12
"Bobs job as a seeing eye person took him on some great adventures."
elizabethv
1/31/2017 3:08:52 PM User Rank Platinum
Liz 13
"Are your knees burning? I didn't think they had extended this to any of the other senses."
elizabethv
1/31/2017 3:09:39 PM User Rank Platinum
Liz 14
"Yes Todd, we're still in the building. That you think we aren't is just an alternative fact. That's all."
elizabethv
1/31/2017 3:10:14 PM User Rank Platinum Joe Stanganelli
1/31/2017 5:56:45 PM User Rank Author Michelle
1/31/2017 10:09:25 PM User Rank Platinum srufolo1
1/31/2017 10:29:26 PM User Rank Platinum
Caption Contest
"Yo, I thought Timothy Leary was dead." "No, dude, he's outside looking in."
Michelle
1/31/2017 10:40:49 PM User Rank Platinum
one little trick
I don't think fun means what you think it means
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