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Comments Funny Feeling: Sept. Cartoon Caption Contest Newest First \| Oldest First \| Threaded View [close this box] << < Page 5 / 12 > >> Michelle 9/28/2016 10:54:57 PM User Rank Platinum Keeping Up He was bragging about hitting pause in one room, then finishing a show in another. What is pause!? What is a show? Reply Post Message Messages List Start a Board Login 50% 50% Michelle 9/28/2016 10:52:57 PM User Rank Platinum Early Adopter There goes the neighborhood! Next, there will be a light on every corner. The horror!! Reply Post Message Messages List Start a Board Login 50% 50% Michelle 9/28/2016 10:49:16 PM User Rank Platinum Re: $ Who has two thumbs and thinks that place could look a lot better? Reply Post Message Messages List Start a Board Login 50% 50% JohnBarnes 9/28/2016 10:25:58 PM User Rank Platinum $ You'd think two talented guys like us, with a surefire situation like this, oughta be able to get into The New Yorker, but no, our crappy agent could only get us into Telco Transformation. Reply Post Message Messages List Start a Board Login 100% 0% JohnBarnes 9/28/2016 10:23:24 PM User Rank Platinum # Typical government boondoggle. Instead of using his brain to do something valuable like better spear points or fish traps, Professor Gronk talked the chief into building a giant ear trumpet that cost three thousand beaver skins.And nobody ever heard the aliens he was so sure lived on top of the clouds. All that just to prove we're alone in the universe. Reply Post Message Messages List Start a Board Login 50% 50% vnewman 9/28/2016 1:29:26 PM User Rank Platinum Re: Listening It's the hottest thing since fire! Reply Post Message Messages List Start a Board Login 100% 0% dcawrey 9/28/2016 1:24:44 PM User Rank Platinum Re: Listening "That's Joe's place. He's got a fancy satellite dish service. Problem is, he can't watch Jurassic Park and all of the sequels whenever he wants – it's not on-demand." Reply Post Message Messages List Start a Board Login 50% 50% Michelle 9/27/2016 10:45:17 PM User Rank Platinum Future past friends I don't know why that guy has so many friends. That thing on the wall is an eyesore. Reply Post Message Messages List Start a Board Login 50% 50% Michelle 9/27/2016 10:41:06 PM User Rank Platinum Super HD How do you suppose that thing gets power? We don't even have light at night unless there's a fire... Reply Post Message Messages List Start a Board Login 50% 50% elizabethv 9/27/2016 6:51:38 PM User Rank Platinum Liz 8 Seems like a good idea, until a heard of Triceratops come through and knock it over. Then it'll be an expensive pile of useless rubble. 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