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mhhf1ve
9/19/2016 1:53:55 PM
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"MM. GROG THINK HE SO FANCY WITH NEW SATELLITE DISH. BUT HE NOT EVEN USE WHEEL YET!"
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"Eh. We decided to save money and go with Fire TV."
faryl
9/29/2016 8:38:14 PM
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Entry: Favorite Channel
Our favorite channel is HGN: Hunting & Gathering Network
faryl
9/29/2016 8:43:23 PM
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Entry 2: Not that great
I heard it's impossible to get a clear pictograph with those things
faryl
9/29/2016 8:48:19 PM
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Entry #3: The ultimate
Og's really going all out on his man cave.
faryl
9/30/2016 8:42:27 PM
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Entry 4 Saving some stones
We just got rid of ours. We decided to become cord-clubbers - I don't miss it at all!
faryl
9/30/2016 8:47:36 PM
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Entry 5 - upcycling/repurposing
Every time I walk by, I think there's got to be a better use for something that shape.
2
"It's neat, sure, but I'd like to get the kids to put down their tablets once in a while."
3
"Yeah, but you can't get anything when it's cloudy out."
batye
9/19/2016 2:14:28 PM
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easy
install was so easy, a caveman could do it.... now we have to make sure pterodactyl fly straight... for dish to get a signal.......
5
"Zugg hasn't switched to OTT yet? What a neanderthal!"
DHagar
9/19/2016 8:04:51 PM
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Re: Cartoon Contest
"Show Off!" Imagine the sound when he actually connects it to the drums!
DHagar
9/19/2016 8:06:34 PM
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Cartoon Contest
"There goes the neighborhood - streets and development are just around the corner"
7
"It used to be Gogg's. Then I invented the spear."
11
"I can't get it to work. The repairman's supposed to show up sometime between dawn and 20,000 B.C."
13
"That idiot just brought down property values on all the caves in the neighborhood."
17
"I still can't believe the Caveowners' Association approved that."
19
"And yet all she wants to watch are nature shows."
23
"I'll be more impressed once somebody invents the television."
afwriter
9/20/2016 3:05:59 PM
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LAN
He invited us over to watch LAN of the Lost
afwriter
9/20/2016 3:12:08 PM
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Fred
That Flintstone is always showing off!
Ariella
9/21/2016 3:42:04 PM
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Re: Fred
First the wheel and now this.
Ariella
9/21/2016 3:45:30 PM
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Re: Fred
This is not nearly as impressive as what I saw at Stonehenge.
Ariella
9/21/2016 3:47:38 PM
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Re: Fred
A man who was dressed very strangely stepped out of a blue box and put it there. He said it saves the planet, whatever that means.
Ariella
9/21/2016 3:52:52 PM
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Re: Fred
I think that's a prop left over from the last movie they filmed here.
Ariella
9/21/2016 3:53:40 PM
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Re: Fred
So much for the Prime Directive. That Enterprise crew just can't leave well enough alone.
Ariella
9/22/2016 9:28:51 AM
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Re: Fred
This man said he was from DishTV. I said he had never heard of it.
"Do you live in a cave?" he asked.
"Of course, I'm a caveman.?"
"Well now you're a caveman with a dish," he said and left this here.
faryl
9/30/2016 8:44:09 PM
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Re: Fred
Gotta love a TARDIS joke!
29
"The worst part is my iBone barely gets a signal."
faryl
9/29/2016 8:34:12 PM
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Re: 29
iBone sounds like an app with questionable intentions:-))
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"We live under rocks. Of course no one's heard of OTT!"
37
"It's not easy to maintain. All our equipment is coded in COBOL."
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"It's nice to live in a community comprised entirely of Unix developers."
47
"Good luck keeping the pterodactyls away."
53
"I'm locked into a two-year contract, but I doubt I'll live that long anyway."
59
"All I know about it is that it made the dinosaurs extinct."
61
"...and then he got back in his DeLorean and drove away."
freehe
9/25/2016 6:31:38 PM
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Contest Entry #1
It looks like a frisbee. We can play catch.
67
"It's hard to get a signal during Tyrannosaur season."
freehe
9/25/2016 6:32:41 PM
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Contest Entry #2
It looks like a weapon. We can use it to hunt and kill mammals. More meat for everyone!
71
"Things were so different before that reality-show crew showed up."
freehe
9/25/2016 6:34:26 PM
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Contest Entry #3
I think it is amplified head set. We can hear the mammals coming towards us and then kill them quicker.
73
"The idea is that all this data is supposed to help us evolve."
freehe
9/25/2016 6:37:49 PM
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Contest Entry #4
We created fire. Now we can watch TV. What's next, going to the moon!
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"My wife has no idea how many wooly mammoths I have to kill each month to pay for that."
Cartoon Caption Contest (September 2016)
The first program on my dish was "how to retire early."
elizabethv
9/24/2016 9:35:15 AM
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Liz 1
He never listens! I told him the side goes on the GROUND, I even gave him the manual. It clearly shows the wheel attaches to your body and then the whole things moves. It'll never work like that.
elizabethv
9/24/2016 9:36:09 AM
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Liz 2
Do you think he'll have to cover it up when the Ice Age hits?
elizabethv
9/25/2016 1:22:18 AM
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Liz 3
"So I'm not even watching anything anymore, this election is so bogus..."
"Stop talking. Just, stop talking."
elizabethv
9/25/2016 1:23:58 AM
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Liz 4
"I think it might be some kind of weapon. They say an asteriod could wipe us out at any minute. Maybe it's for that."
elizabethv
9/26/2016 1:24:18 AM
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Liz 5
I'd like it a lot more if we could point it straight up, then it could catch water and double as a water bowl for my Brachiosaurus. When I mentioned it to the guy he just mumbled something about south. I bet he doesn't know what he's even talking about. They'll hire anyone these days.
elizabethv
9/26/2016 1:25:43 AM
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Liz 6
"It points south, so if you ever find yourself lost, just look for this, and then you can find your way home."
"If I find this, won't I be home?"
"Oh.... yeah. I didn't think of it like that."
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"Trugg's an early adopter."
89
"We now have 500 cave drawings and still nothing to watch!"
97
"Okay, so I haven't gone entirely paleo..."
101
"It seemed like a good idea at the time."
103
"If you ask me, all this technology is making us antisocial."
107
"If you ask me, this whole area is ripe for disruption."
109
"Do you ever wonder if we've gotten too materialistic?"
Michelle
9/26/2016 11:26:10 AM
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Curb Appeal
Ugh, property values are already going down...
Michelle
9/26/2016 11:27:28 AM
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Unwelcome
Joe never invites anyone over to watch the sports ball games...
Michelle
9/26/2016 11:29:03 AM
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Dish
What are they trying to prove with that awful thing up there?
Michelle
9/26/2016 11:29:46 AM
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Swag
I heard there was a conference last week, I didn't know they were giving out sun shades.
Michelle
9/26/2016 11:30:42 AM
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HOA
I don't think that will pass with the homeowners association.
Michelle
9/26/2016 11:32:03 AM
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Neighborhood eats
Is that the new cafe?
113
"What a waste. All we can get on it are GEICO commercials."
127
"They say the radio waves cause cancer, but we'll probably get eaten before that happens."
131
"I remember when this was all glaciers."
137
"We've come a long way from the IceTV Age."
Michelle
9/27/2016 12:30:32 PM
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Listening
Is that the new distance listening system we heard about last week?
dcawrey
9/28/2016 1:24:44 PM
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Re: Listening
"That's Joe's place. He's got a fancy satellite dish service. Problem is, he can't watch Jurassic Park and all of the sequels whenever he wants – it's not on-demand."
vnewman
9/28/2016 1:29:26 PM
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Re: Listening
It's the hottest thing since fire!
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"Great. Another McMansion."
Michelle
9/27/2016 12:47:34 PM
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Shopping
Isn't that Joe's place? I heard he got that thing from the Amazon.
Michelle
9/27/2016 12:57:34 PM
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You're Out!
Who voted for that thing in the HOA meeting?
Michelle
9/27/2016 12:58:26 PM
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Breaking stoneage
They say that's the new relaxation rock. Why do we need relaxation?
149
"If the dinosaurs had that, they could have seen the meteor coming."
elizabethv
9/27/2016 6:50:22 PM
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Liz 7
Can you believe that thing is still around? It's so last century.
elizabethv
9/27/2016 6:51:38 PM
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Liz 8
Seems like a good idea, until a heard of Triceratops come through and knock it over. Then it'll be an expensive pile of useless rubble.
freehe
9/29/2016 9:32:49 AM
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Contest Entry
Mike, here we go again. Another new gadget. Didn't we show them we are the creative ones, we created fire. Geesh!
Michelle
9/27/2016 10:41:06 PM
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Super HD
How do you suppose that thing gets power? We don't even have light at night unless there's a fire...
Michelle
9/27/2016 10:45:17 PM
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Future past friends
I don't know why that guy has so many friends. That thing on the wall is an eyesore.
JohnBarnes
9/28/2016 10:23:24 PM
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Typical government boondoggle. Instead of using his brain to do something valuable like better spear points or fish traps, Professor Gronk talked the chief into building a giant ear trumpet that cost three thousand beaver skins.And nobody ever heard the aliens he was so sure lived on top of the clouds. All that just to prove we're alone in the universe.
JohnBarnes
9/28/2016 10:25:58 PM
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$
You'd think two talented guys like us, with a surefire situation like this, oughta be able to get into The New Yorker, but no, our crappy agent could only get us into Telco Transformation.
Michelle
9/28/2016 10:49:16 PM
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Re: $
Who has two thumbs and thinks that place could look a lot better?
Michelle
9/28/2016 10:52:57 PM
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Early Adopter
There goes the neighborhood! Next, there will be a light on every corner. The horror!!
Michelle
9/28/2016 10:54:57 PM
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Keeping Up
He was bragging about hitting pause in one room, then finishing a show in another. What is pause!? What is a show?
freehe
9/29/2016 10:53:01 AM
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Contest Entry
Once again we are faced with FUD (fear, uncertainty and doubt) about this new technology. We were not afraid to develop fire and weapons. We showed them that it works and they adopted it. Why do they still have fear? FUD 1, Us 0.
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"How does Thrag even afford that? He's supposed to be Section |||| |||."
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"Now we can watch Survivor. It's about people in everyday situations."
163
"So I subscribed to the History Channel, and it's no different than the 6 o'clock news!"
167
"It doesn't do much now, but I keep hearing good things about The Wire."
vnewman
9/29/2016 2:43:22 PM
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Re: 167
Aliens. Must've been aliens.
173
"Look how big it is! That thing is ancient."
179
"Sure, it's cheaper, but you get crater reception with broadband."
181
"He says he wants to live off the grid."
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"He just sits in there all day, watching TV and getting stoned."
Michelle
9/30/2016 2:31:21 PM
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Special
Why is he so special?
Michelle
9/30/2016 2:32:31 PM
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Old Tech
When did the old guy move into this neighborhood?
Michelle
9/30/2016 2:49:07 PM
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Afternoon Stroll
Why do we keep walking past this creepy place? What is that thing!?
Michelle
9/30/2016 2:50:19 PM
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Civilized
Bad choice! That thing looks like a dish. Who uses dishes around here?
Michelle
9/30/2016 4:24:22 PM
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Worst Buy
I heard the buy shop was going out of business. I guess that's all they had left...
elizabethv
9/30/2016 9:58:21 PM
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Liz 9
What an incredible age we live in!
elizabethv
9/30/2016 9:58:58 PM
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Liz 10
Why bother? The thing will be outdated in 10,000 years anyway.
elizabethv
9/30/2016 9:59:35 PM
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Liz 11
Probably free for the first 6 months, then they jack the price up to 3 leopard skins a month!
elizabethv
9/30/2016 10:00:03 PM
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Liz 12
Dang Millenials and their new fangled technology.
elizabethv
9/30/2016 10:01:39 PM
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Liz 13
Come on in and check it out. I even get the rock channel!
elizabethv
9/30/2016 10:02:24 PM
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Liz 14
First fire. Then the wheel. Now this?! I had to have my grandkids show me how to use it.
# 1
Did they forget their address?
# 2
Lost but still figuring out........
Michelle
9/30/2016 10:29:39 PM
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Not even classic channels
They don't even get Tech TV!
Michelle
9/30/2016 10:32:20 PM
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Gathered
I hear they're so efficient they get to sit down and do nothing for a least 5 minutes before the sun goes down!
Michelle
9/30/2016 10:35:00 PM
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Leisure
Have you ever heard of a week-end?
Michelle
9/30/2016 10:46:09 PM
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Empty
He knows there's nothing up in the sky, right?
Michelle
9/30/2016 10:50:06 PM
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Outlet
When do we get power?
Michelle
9/30/2016 10:50:51 PM
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Chumps
Shackled to the channel line up!
Michelle
9/30/2016 11:01:48 PM
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Reunion
I heard Grosse Pointe Blank will be on again later this week.
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